deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

so much for no discrimination…

0mikohakodate:

zenbab:

somebody left a whole fish in the toilet at mcdonald’s

this is the second post i’ve seen about finding a whole fish in a mcdonald’s bathroom, and they were clearly two different fish
what the fuck is going on


It’s how u make furious fishdicks obvi

0mikohakodate:

zenbab:

somebody left a whole fish in the toilet at mcdonald’s

this is the second post i’ve seen about finding a whole fish in a mcdonald’s bathroom, and they were clearly two different fish

what the fuck is going on

It’s how u make furious fishdicks obvi

crosbee:

careyprince:

marklesextu:

“I CAN BE YOUR HERO BABY” Mario sings as he drifts down from the rafters and scores five goals five ways.

“I CAN TAKE YOUR PAIN AWAY” Jagr joins in, tossing his bruins jersey to the side, checking Marchand into the boards and scoring three more

“I WILL STAND BY YOU FOREVER” Max barges through the doors while ripping off his flyers jersey and scores two more.